Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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