no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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