I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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