Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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