Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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