the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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