my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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