I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
