You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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