Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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