nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Randomize
