there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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