I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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