I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guiltš
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate āMYWHIP.ā I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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