Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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