He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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