You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Randomize
