i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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