i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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