Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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