Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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