Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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