I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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