Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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