I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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