Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
We left an ass print on the piano.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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