Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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