rhymes with "ouble enetration"
God, you're like boner-b-gone
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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