Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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