This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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