Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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