They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
how can u be prego again
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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