I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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