oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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