Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I have feelings that need drinking.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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