she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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