billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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