Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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