Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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