Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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