It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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