dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Randomize
