Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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