okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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