Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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