It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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