Can Purell be used as lube?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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