i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
We talked him into tasing himself.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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