Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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