I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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