I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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