I feel like I'm in dance class right now
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Randomize
