No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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