Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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