is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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