question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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